There’s an organization called The IronButt Association, of which I’m a card-carrying member. Number 21233 to be specific. I still remember my brother first telling me about this organization – Membership is open to anyone who rides 1,000 miles or more in a 24 hour period on a motorcycle – I honestly thought that was the stupidest thing I had ever heard. Well, that was then …
Until now, all my IronButt rides had been across state lines, Colorado to California and such. But recently, IBA added in-state rides. Fortunately, out west we have several states that are large enough to contain a full, 1,000 mile circuit, and even better, have liberal 75 MPH speed limits. One such state is Nevada.
So the other day I rode to Sparks and checked into a cheap little hotel just off the freeway. The alarm went off at 3:30AM and by 4AM I was up, dressed and had my paperwork verified by a local. It takes a while to get to full alertness, but fortunately I was on the Reno-Fernley freeway at 4AM – Not a lot of traffic!
Nevada has basically two speed limits, 70/75MPH on the road and 25MPH through towns, and the first such town was the Scherz Indian Reservation which had a casino, a liquor store and at least 12 fireworks booths. All were closed this time of the morning. Hawthorn (6:08AM) and Tonopah (7:43AM) were gas stops, and weren’t a lot busier than Scherz, before heading into the Nevada desert.
There’s a sign leaving Tonopah that says no services for 164 miles – My old VROD couldn’t have made that – But it was enough for the BMW to make the turn at Warm Springs, south along the Extraterrestrial Highway, and all the way to Caliente (10:43AM). Along the way I stopped in Rachel to buy gag gifts and share stories with the owner of the Little A’Le’Inn.
The next fuel stop would be Ely (12:43PM), where the weather was forecast to be rain and thunderstorms. And it was. For almost the entire 140 miles to Wells, it rained and rained and rained. Arriving in Wells (2:49PM), the sky was partially blue and the worst was hopefully behind me. I texted “Pray for warm and dry” to a friend tracking my progress. Her prayer was inadequate as the rain and thunderstorms started right back up and lasted all the way to Elko.
As the clouds disappeared in my rear-view mirror, the temps finally started climbing out of the 50s and low 60s – Normally, in June, an early morning rider will layer up to protect against the cold. Usually by 10AM, the first layer comes off, by noon the second is gone, and by the heat of the afternoon, your jacket vents are completely unzipped for maximum cooling and you’re down to just the armor layer. But today, I was still fully layered at 2PM.
Two observations about IH80 from Wells back to Sparks – It has way too much construction with 55MPH speed limits and slow-moving trucks, and an innumerable number of prisons. Every couple of miles were signs stating you were in a prison area and not to pick up hitchhikers. Duh!
Later, a little behind the original schedule, the fuel warning light came on a couple miles from Lovelock. This was the only portion of my ride that I didn’t worry about fuel. Unlike the Sparks – Caliente – Wells legs where fuel was sometimes 100 (or more) miles apart, along IH80 you can count on fuel every twenty or thirty miles.
Departing Lovelock (6:43PM), the GPS indicated another hour or so of riding. Piece o’ cake! Past Fernley, and nearing the population center of Reno, the speed limit dropped to 70MPH and then 65MPH. And the number of Highway Patrol officers increased dramatically. As much as I wanted to be in the relative comfort of the hotel, this was neither the time nor place to speed.
Finally (and I do mean finally!) my exit came along and I dropped into fifth, fourth, third, second and first gear to a stop. The left turn light took forever to change, but when it did, the hotel parking lot was less than a mile away. Shutting down at 8:08PM, dismounting and removing all my layers, I took a picture of the GPS screen as proof and walked inside for a shower and a drink – Bourbon and water. Tasted oh so good!
1,036 miles in 14 hours and 7 minutes. Maybe it really is the stupidest thing I ever heard of. But it did feel good in the end.
I still need to compile my paperwork and submit it. It takes up to three months to approve these things so it’ll be a bit longer. Maybe I’ll use the time to plot a California in-state ride. Wonder what the best route would be to maximize freeways and minimize traffic centers during rush hours …