Taxes and Pablo Escobar

taxespabloescobarIf you live in cash-strapped California and file your taxes on-line expecting a refund, you’ll receive a short email from the California Franchise Tax Board (FTB) that states that … well … you may have to wait. As a courtesy, the FTB also provides a link to a page that tells you how long your wait will be.

But more intriguing was a link a little further down the page that exposed California’s 250 largest tax scofflaws. The #1 ranking went to Winson T Lee, who owes just under $10M – When you consider California’s top marginal tax rate is 10.3%, that means Mr. Lee earned $96M, give or take a couple million. I guess if you’re going to go delinquent on your tax bill, go in style!

Further down the list were performers Sinbad and Dionne Warwick – They made the top 10 – And somewhere close to the bottom was Burt Reynolds, but those were the only names that really stuck out … except for another guy around #200 – Pablo Escobar of Huntington Beach!

You were probably wondering when I was going to get to ol’ Pablo?

Last I heard, Pablo Escobar, the Colombian drug lord, died in 1993. While some details of his death are in dispute, it’s generally agreed he’s dead. Does the State of California not know that?

I’m guessing one of two alternatives – Either a) some part of the drug lord’s ill-gotten assets are in California financial institutions and this is California’s way of getting to them, or b) some one’s parents named some poor innocent kid Pablo Escobar not knowing about his namesake’s reputation. Talk about a double whammy, sharing a name with a drug lord (that probably puts you under the microscope every time you fly or apply for a passport) *and* being delinquent to the FTB.

So why am I even bothering? Can you figure out any better way to tie taxes and drug lords together?

Mistaken Identity Confusion

asdaorderWhen traveling, I use a gmail address – It’s easy, convenient, and when I get home, my original email is undisturbed in Outlook folders. The format of my email address is fairly common, [fname].[lname]@gmail.com.

About a year ago, a very religious gentleman in southern California with the same first and last name created a gmail account for himself. Since [fname].[lname] was already spoken for, he created [fname]d[lname]@gmail.com, BUT he mistakenly told his friends his email address was [fname][lname]@gmail.com without his middle initial “d”.

Gmail treats [fname].[lname] and [fname][lname] as the same - Periods in email addresses are ignored – So guess who started getting deluged with multiple “Praise the lord!” and “Who’s bringing the hymnals?” emails?

All it took was one friend to create one community email to ten people with the wrong address, and all the replying back and forth about who was bringing what to a potluck filled my email screen with gibberish. It took months (!) for all his friends to permanently update their address books.

Last month, we had the Silk Surrender episode, although in that case I believe the obfuscation was intentional so the buyer could remain anonymous.

Them, just last week, a chap in England decided to go online with [fname][lname]@googlemail.com – Turns out, not only does gmail ignore periods in email addresses, but it also treats gmail.com and googlemail.com as the same. Anyway, this chap placed an order with a grocery store using his googlemail address and guess who got the confirmation? It’s been over a week and in spite of the grocery store’s promise to remove my address, I continue to receive emails about specials on rump roast this week. Argh!

And this morning I received a note from someone’s mother, presently vacationing in Cancun, who wants him to know what a great time she’s having. Unfortunately, she also got the email address confused and sent it to me.

Bottom line, what started as a simple, easy-to-use, travel email has become a repository for bible thumpers, perverts, Englishmen with strange dining habits and someone’s mom. Is it time to change my travel email address?