Depending on the version you subscribe to, there’s a passage in First Corinthians that goes something like “… when I became a man, I put away childish things.”

So, in that spirit, I’m giving up all my old texting acronyms (LOL, BRB, YMMY*, etc.) and moving to the adult version(s):

• ATD: At The Doctor’s
• BFF: Best Friend Fainted
• BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
• BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
• CBM: Covered By Medicare
• CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
• FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
• FMI: Found My Insulin
• GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
• GHA: Got Heartburn Again
• HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
• IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
• LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
• LOL: Living On Lipitor
• OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
• OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
• ROFL … CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
• SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
• TTYL: Talk To You Later
• WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
• WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
• WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
• WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

* Note: Serious? LOL is laughing out loud, BRB is Be right back, and YMMY is Your mileage may vary.