Coolest Device Ever!

Let’s say you happen to find yourself on crutches, possibly the result of a leg cast. Which is, in turn, is probably the result of an unfortunate interaction of Motorcycle tires with an icy road. Without going into all the challenges of navigation (simply getting around), there are other obstacles the limited mobility throws up at you. Foremost is the inability to carry a glass of wine into the den … or the dining room table … or anyplace else.

Honestly, wine just isn’t as much fun if you’re limited to bottle retrieval, uncorking, pouring and consuming all at the same location. I know this.

So this clever $5.99 invention, originally designed for buffet gatherings, is spectacular. Best $5.99 I ever spent!

 

2 thoughts on “Coolest Device Ever!

  1. If you ever wear that thing outside the confines of your own property, I will vehemently deny being related to you. Can you say serious nerd?

  2. Ah, Helene — it sounds like you don’t share your brother’s keen eye for stark beauty. More’s the pity. But Philip, what I love is that you noticed that sign, “We miss you already,” and I bet you didn’t see the sign on the other side of that edifice, “Suchandsuch (can’t remember) – 6.25 miles ahead.” But there ain’t no there there. I’ve tried and gave lots of benefit of a doubt, but there’s nothing visible to account for that message of anticipation. No hot tub, no brothel, no 7-11, nada. Happy trails to you.

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